Monday, February 7, 2011

Mad as Rabbits


but I think my problem is more to actually discovering what those dreams are
but oh well, fortune cookie suggests that I'll get there, so I shall :)

Anyway, Heeehhppeee Chainiees Niuuw Year, y'all.
finally, after having the house sit there for 3 years, will start shifting over to my new place at Bkt Rimau soon.
blog might be abondoned in the process, it might not as well, so I guess we'll see.

artsie fartsie
smile, world :)

Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Way I Are

HAHA. this is my 100th post :D
I feel like I should be getting a prize.
like those ''100th customer'' thing that gets you to buy stuff.

I'm not a constant email checker so I figured it was about time I went through all that junk.
I gave up with my hotmail account with all the easy money, free stuff, prostitute finding spam emails.
so I checked my gmail account.
one led to another then I tumbled upon a website that had collected jokes.
So for my 100th blog post, I'm gona share some Yo Mama jokes!
it might not appeal to you but I do find the following rather hilarious.


Yo Mama so fat,
- folks exercise by jogging around her.
- NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the ozone layer.
- when she farted, she launched herself into the orbit.
- when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road, I ran out of petrol.
- she could be the 8th continent.
- when she wore a ''X-Files'' shirt, a helicopter landed on her.
- she shows up on radar.
- her Passport photo says ''picture is continued overleaf''.
- she got a new gig at the cinema, she works as the screen.
- we're inside her right now.


Note: These are afterall, jokes. So don't take any personally. I'm not against fat people, they can be the nicest people. & I'm definitely not against your mother either.
PEACE yo :D

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Throw it on Me

While everyone else is working or NS-ing or studying, I've been lazing/rotting/randomly working
but I'm not complaining :)
gona start searching for something to do after CNY, till then, this butt's just gona comfortably get fat here

so, back in '07, I used to go to this website addictinggames.com
revisited it about a week ago, & played a few minigames (yes, I've been that bored)
so one game that really annoyingly got me retrying over and over again was this one here
it's called The Impossible Quiz
in my opinion, is it imposible to complete? No
but is it impossibly annoying and patience-testing and hair-ripping but yet lame-ly funny? YES.

Here's a snippet of the non-IQ-yet-somehow-IQ questions they have in the quiz

No, but a tin can.
Shallots.
Torch.
LOL, lighter, as in brighter, you get it?

Arsefacey. LMAO
Woof. Woof. Woof.
No.

OMGF U kills sonikku u bastud.
O.K.
..but pa might not.
it took me quite some time understanding this one
Marmite, as in Ma might
So, ma might but pa might not. HAHA!
No, about 20cm off the ground.
Egg>28
I still don't get this one.

so yeah, if you have absolutely nothing to do, got the patience of 1000 saints and you think you've got enough brains to be slightly brainless, go rip your hair here
I've only made it to 67 I think, there's a total of 110.
Fart.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Shut Up & Drive

Growing up, I used to listen to ''Si Qian Jin''(direct translation, that'd be 4 thousand gold if I'm not mistaken) every chinese new year.
back then they were about 7, i think.
they're sort of like a girl band consisting of 4.
I thought it was really adorable back then, seeing small kids sing and all.

BUT just because it's cute to have small kids sing and dance in videos, doesn't mean any kid should be making CNY albums.
I walked in Giant yesterday & as usual they have some music on.
since it's nearing CNY, it made sense that a CNY song was playing.
but,
it was a small girl.
she was adorable, sure.
but she gave me goose bumps for all the wrong reasons.
Giant should change the disc fast, cause it's not very welcoming
if anything, it's slightly creepy.

speaking of kids, I wanna slaughter those assholic kids from the police quarters beside my house.
I think there are at least 10 of them I wanna kill, aged proabably 7-13.
they're so young but thanks to their cop dads, they think they own the world.
1. they bark at my dogs like idiots.
2. they throw stuff at my dogs.
3. stand right infront of my gate for several minutes, making stupid remarks at my dogs like ''gigitlah saya''.
uncivilised f-cktards.
those words don't do any justice when describing how pathetic these kids are.
it sucks that all I can do is shout at them.
cause if I had it my way, I'd let Peanut go and let him bite their fcking asses and brainless heads off.


ugh
I don't feel like saying no more.
so, tell it to them, Mr. President!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Cheers


a medley of TV show theme songs. If I had 5 hands, I'll give this guy 5 thumb-ups.
you've gota be absolutely farting deaf to not love him.




click here to watch it straight from youtube. He did a medley of cartoon theme songs as well, but you can look that up at the sidebar. I've totally raped the replay button for both videos.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

When We Say


heh (:
some pictures from Ad's birthday at parade

introducing the family; Adrian, his mum & sis


:)

started with dinner at Manhattan's Fish Market

then head shopping
I just tagged along, watch them pick out stuff
though I eventually got shoved in a changing room and they made me get a shirt, albeit all my ''no,thanks'' & ''it's okay'' hahah
I really enjoyed my time with'em (:

went to TGI Fridays before leaving parade

Adrian & I shared a margarita
He told me the contents twice, but it has all escaped me now
i'm hopeless. I can't even remember the name.

Anyway, TGI crew had a small treat for 21 year old Ad here
made him stand on his chair, got his that ketchup bottle as a mic
he was asked to give a speech and sing & someone suddenly got shy. HAHA ;)


guy on the far right tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to take this picture
now I realise that the guy on the far right wasn't meant to be in the picture. oh well.
in turn, the crew did some stomping, clapping and singing for Ad
they really made it a nice loud atmosphere
Ad was still on the chair
tryina blow the candle off, the brownie was about a metre away
and I didn't know it was possible, but Ad actually suceeded

the half eaten brownie (:

Friday, January 7, 2011

Wishes


ADRIAN TAN
happy 21st birthday, youu
I still remember your 17th birthday when I first stepped into your house and it's been 4 years since
well, it's already 10.30, now I've gota go wake your big fat birthday butt up or you'd be sleeping your birthday away.

and of course, Happy 18th birthday to Jonathan Roberts too
where have you dissapeared to, Jon